(This is something I just found buried in the thicket towards the back of my hard drive, dates back to 2008)
Big Bill is not the absorbent pillow that you would often see at the hard on shop. Sooee went to chookfood as per usual. it does take him a whale to get to this one stop shop with happy people. so todays story is about is journey to this strange unusual place thats full of cheap skates.
It was once uptom a tim, but thats a different story.
On the first part of the journey
He was looking for all of the keys
He found pants and shirts and socks and things
On the table there was bills and things
Thought he found the keys but t'was a guy with the fuzz
And this guy had no shoes
The hot was hot and the ground was hot
But his keys couldnt be found
He walk out the house on a dork with no name
It felt good to be nearer the plane
on the way there he felt a pain
it was the dork, he had found a game
Laaa, la la lalalala laaa la la laaaalalaalalallalaalala
After two days it had lost all its fun
His face was turning to red
After three days he had reached for his gun
And he look at the dork in his bed
And the nerd had told of a dick head with gold
Made me glad to know it was dead
You see he walk out the house on a dork with no name
It felt good to be out of the plane
He was nearer, to the goal of the days
And the dork he had finished his game
Laaa, la la lalalala laaa la la laaaalalaalalallalaalala
After nine days he let the dork run free
Cause he had reached his goal you see
There were pants and shirts and socks and things
There was bands and frills and blings
The ocean is a chicken with its life out of town
With the perfect disguise around
Out of the city was chook with some feed
and the noobs didnt wear their gloves
You see he walk out the house on a dork with no name
It felt good to be home again
He went shopping form a chook with the feed
And the dork was free again
Laaa, la la lalalala laaa la la laaaalalaalalallalaalala
so that concubines the story that was o so very much like a story that a drug fucked hippy on his death bed would write.
THE FIN!